Death Is An Acquired Trait.

The Talent For Being Happy Is Appreciating And Liking What You Have, Instead Of What You Don't Have.

Sometimes The Critics Will Like A Film, And The Public Doesn't Come. Sometimes The Critics Won't Like The Film, And The Public Will Come. It's Completely Spontaneous. It's A Hazard.

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

Early In Life, I Was Visited By The Bluebird Of Anxiety

Not Only Is There No God, But Try Finding A Plumber On Sunday.