Death Is An Acquired Trait.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.

I Feel Humor Is Important For Those Two Reasons: That It Is A Little Bit Of Refreshment Like Music, And That Women Have Told Me Over The Years That It Is Very, Very Important To Them.

I'm Really Impotent Against The Overwhelming Bleakness Of The Universe And The Only Thing I Can Do Is My Little Gift [filmmaking] And Do It The Best I Can, [...] Which Is Cold Comfort.

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.

If You're Not Failing, You're Not Trying Anything.