Death Is An Acquired Trait.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Wish I Could Be A Great Pianist Or Something.

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

Geez, I Should Stop Ruining My Life Searching For Answers I'm Never Gonna Get, And Just Enjoy It While It Lasts.

Enthusiasm Is A Good Engine, But It Needs Intelligence For A Driver.

Men Would Make Love With Any Number Of Women ... Even Total Strangers, While Females Were Selective. They Were Catering To The Demands Of One Small Egg. While Males Had Millions Of Frantic Sperms Screaming: "let Us Out, Let Us Out!".