Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

Believing Would Be Easier If God Would Show Himself By Depositing A Million Dollars In A Swiss Bank Account In My Name

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.

Am I My Brother's Keeper? Yes. Interestingly, In My Case, I Share That Honor With The Prospect Park Zoo.

You Mellow Too Much You Ripen And Rot.

Well, If I Don't Get At Least 16 Hours, I'm A Basket Case.