If I Had My Life To Live

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.

There Is Always The Possibility That People Will Change. Real Change Is More Rare. You Are Who You Are At A Certain Age In Life You Are Pretty Much A Variation Of That Your Whole Life. It's Conceivable That You Will Change But It's Not Likely.

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

I Don't Like To Meet The Actor And Have A Lot Of Conferences And Talk About Their Sub-life And Their Off-screen Life And Their Back Stories And All That Nonsense, Because It Never Means Anything.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.