Dean Meminger Was Quicker Than 11:15 Mass

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.