If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The

I Don't Know Why People Question The Academic Training Of An Athlete. Fifty Percent Of The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Classes.

I'm An Einstein Of The Streets And An Oxford Scholar Of Common Sense.

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

We Rush For The Stars As We Crawl Toward Our Graves.

I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins; They Were Marginal Students. But Every Ballplayer Whoever Touched Me Has Moved Up His Station In Life. And The Players Moved Up My Station.