Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

Confidence Is What You Have Before You Understand The Problem.

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or The Idiot Who Gets Fooled By The Idiot?

Paris Is A Very Exciting City. I Learned About Paris The Same Way That Americans Do: From The Movies.

Life Is Hard For Insects. And Don't Think Mice Are Having Any Fun Either.