Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

My Relationship With Death Remains The Same - I'm Strongly Against It.

People Say That Death Is A Part Of Life And There Must Be Something To It, But I Just See It As Bad News And I Want Everybody To Stop Sugarcoating It.

There Are Three Rings Involved With Marriage. The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, And The Suffering.

I Believe That Sex Is A Beautiful Thing Between Two People. Between Five, It's Fantastic.

Love Is Too Weak A Word For What I Feel - I Luuurve You, You Know, I Loave You, I Luff You, Two F's, Yes.