Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

What If Nothing Exists And We're All In Somebody's Dream?

If I Could Just Hope To Have A Major Talent, Then I Would Rather Have It In Music Than In Any Other Field.

Most Of The Time I Don't Have Much Fun. The Rest Of The Time I Don't Have Any Fun At All.

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.

I Didn't Know He Was Dead; I Thought He Was British.