Just Don't Take Any Class Where You

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second Base, Feel Guilty And Go Back.

More Than Any Other Time In History, Mankind Faces A Crossroads. One Path Leads To Despair And Utter Hopelessness. The Other, To Total Extinction. Let Us Pray We Have The Wisdom To Choose Correctly.

I Don't Like To Meet The Actor And Have A Lot Of Conferences And Talk About Their Sub-life And Their Off-screen Life And Their Back Stories And All That Nonsense, Because It Never Means Anything.

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work. I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying.