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Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.

Life Is Hard For Insects. And Don't Think Mice Are Having Any Fun Either.

It's Important To Control Yourself Because Life Gets Too Complicated If You Don't, But The Impulse Is Often There For People. Some Say Society Should Be More Open. That Doesn't Work Either.

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