In My Next Life I Want To

Please Forgive Me. My Pedicurist Had A Stroke. She Fell Forward Onto The Orange Stick And Plunged It Into My Toe. It Required Bandaging.

Standing In A Garage No More Makes You A Car Than Standing In A Church Makes You A Christian.

There Is Dignity In Suffering; Nobility In Pain; But Failure Is A Salted Wound, That Burns And Burns Again!

The Whole Country Was Tied Together By Radio. We All Experienced The Same Heroes And Comedians And Singers. They Were Giants.

If My Films Don't Show A Profit, I Know I'm Doing Something Right.