Cry When You Get A Golden Globe.

I'll Tell You What I Like About Chinese People: They're Hanging In There With The Chop Sticks, Aren't They? You Know They've Seen The Fork. They're Staying With The Sticks.

When You Interrupt, You've Stopped Listening. People Need To Be Heard.

I Love Being A Dad. I Just Love It.

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

I Didn't Know Every Day I Would Be Discussing The Tone Of My Voice With My Wife. I Thought It Was A Marriage. Apparently, It's A Musical.