Can't You At Least Die With A

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

I Do Not Know Why Anyone Would Host An Awards Show. No Matter How Unbelievably Well You Do At It, The Only Thing That Can Happen Is You Get Asked Again To Host An Awards Show.

Everybody In New York City Knows There's Way More Cars Than Parking Spaces. You See Cars Driving In New York All Hours Of The Night. Its Like Musical Chairs Except Everybody Sat Down Around 1964.

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague.

I Love How You Just Make Coffee And Then Somehow Something Gets Done.