I Have A Friend Who Lives By

A Child Needs Your Love Most When He Deserves It Least

I Was Trampled To Death By A Man Who Believed His Luggage Would Be The First Piece Off. If He Were An Experienced Traveler, He Would Know That The First Piece Of Luggage Belongs To No One. It's Just A Dummy Suitcase To Give Everyone Hope.

Kids Need Love The Most When They're Acting Most Unlovable.

It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.