I Didn't Write The Book To Sell

Comedy Is Not Funny. Comedy Is Hard Work And Timing And Lots And Lots Of Rehearsals.

Actors Can't Retire. What Would They Do?

Well I Think They Broke The Mould When They Made Me And Being Humble Is One Of My Great Assets.

At That Time I Was Making The Largest Salary Known On Television And I Didn't Want To See It Die Because Those Were The Years Paying Off When I Wasn't Making Anything.

I Never Travel Without My Stetson, But The More I Wear It The More I Realise That No One Wears Hats Any More. When I Was A Kid Everybody Wore Hats, Especially In Texas, But I Get Off The Plane In Dallas Now And I'm The Only Guy With A Hat. It's Amazing.