I Don't Get All The Women That

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

You've Got To Roll With The Punches To Get To What's Real.