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You Want A Hero In The Music World? James Brown. He Brought A Feeling To Music Without Really Using Words. He's Just Famous For His Sound.

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing

In Front Of The Camera And In Front Of The Lens, There's No Lawsuits, There's No Agent, And There's Most Frequently No Time Limits... There's A Longevity That's Kind Of Built Into It. I Spend Most Of My Time Behind The Scenes, And When It Is Time To Perform, I'm Genuinely Delighted To Do It.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello