Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!