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Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.
-Spike Milligan
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Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The
Spike Milligan
Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.
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