Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!