Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.