Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently