Children Are Like Sponges; They Start To

There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

A Good Friend Will Help You Plant Your Tulips. A Great Friend Will Help You Plant A Gun On The Unarmed Intruder You Just Shot.

Kids Enjoy Laughing And Are Seldom Bored When They Find Something Funny. They Also Ask Questions, Often To Adults, Because They Understand That The More Words They Can Comprehend About A Funny Story Or A Joke, The More They'll Enjoy It.

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.