I Do Dark [humor]. I Like People

I Tell Very Mean Jokes.

I've Got A Long History Of Suicid In My Family; The Good News Is It Skips A Generation, So, If I'm Lucky, My Kids Will Kill Themselves.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.

I Like Seeing What The Comedian Thinks Is Funny, Not Just What They Think I'll Think Is Funny.