Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.