I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

After Graduating From Flares And Platforms In The Early 1970s, I Started Drama School Wearing A Pair Of Khaki Dungarees With One Of My Dad's Army Shirts, Accessorised By A Cat's Basket Doubling As A Handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

Women Are More Emotional, And It's Natural To Talk About It.

I Can't Watch Other People Doing Comedy. As Soon As Somebody Starts Being Funny I Have To Turn Off Because It Upsets Me. I Get Comedy Indigestion. I Just Hate Anybody Else Being Funny. That's My Job.

Well, I'm Not Good With Sliminess. I Hate The Thought Of Creatures That Have Slime On Them Or Creatures That Leave A Slimy Trail. At Home, The Sight Of A Slug Can Bring Up My Breakfast.