I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are

Nine Times Out Of 10, Women Don't Want To Fix A Problem, They Just Want To Be Understood. I'll Never Get That.

Like, My House Has A Nice View, Because, You Know, I Was On 'friends.'

I Got Sober Because I Was Worried I Was Going To Die Next Year.

I've Just Found Out There Are Pages On The Internet Dedicated To Whether I'm Gay Or Not.

I Always Have The Same Thing - Which Is The Fear Of Not Getting A Laugh - That I've Had From The Time I Was A Kid; Obsessing Over, 'this Joke Doesn't Quite Work, We've Got To Get This Right.' I Was Always Like That, Whether I Was A Member Of A Six-person Ensemble Or Whether I'm The Center Of A Show.