Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

When You're Building A Character, Or At Least When I'm Building A Character, You Start Saying, 'how Am I Going To Make People Like Him?'

Most People Who Are Trying To Write Kind Of Sit In Their Basements And Pull It Out Of Their Imaginations.

Women Had Been On The Verge Of Taking Over The World-the Western World, Anyway. Then Some Sexist Pig In Silicon Valley Invented The Cell Phone And Women Took A Sidetrack On Which All Four Billion Of Them Would Soon Be Happily Talking To Each Other Twenty-four Hours A Day, Getting Nothing Else Done, And Men Would Be Back.

Just Go Outside And Look At Something And Write It Down And You'll Find It Is A Very Nice Piece Of Writing.