Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes

You Have The Feeling That If You Get A Pulitzer, You're Somehow Set For Life.

Most People Who Are Trying To Write Kind Of Sit In Their Basements And Pull It Out Of Their Imaginations.

I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn Isn't Safe.

Just Go Outside And Look At Something And Write It Down And You'll Find It Is A Very Nice Piece Of Writing.

They Don't Have A Lot Of Crime In The Countryside Other Than Theft. But Every Once In A While, Things Turn Ugly, And When They Turn Ugly, They Turn Very Ugly.