I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn

Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes Do.

I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn Isn't Safe.

Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream About The Bishop.

Just Go Outside And Look At Something And Write It Down And You'll Find It Is A Very Nice Piece Of Writing.

You Have The Feeling That If You Get A Pulitzer, You're Somehow Set For Life.