I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn

Women Had Been On The Verge Of Taking Over The World-the Western World, Anyway. Then Some Sexist Pig In Silicon Valley Invented The Cell Phone And Women Took A Sidetrack On Which All Four Billion Of Them Would Soon Be Happily Talking To Each Other Twenty-four Hours A Day, Getting Nothing Else Done, And Men Would Be Back.

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream About The Bishop.

You Have The Feeling That If You Get A Pulitzer, You're Somehow Set For Life.

They Don't Have A Lot Of Crime In The Countryside Other Than Theft. But Every Once In A While, Things Turn Ugly, And When They Turn Ugly, They Turn Very Ugly.