By The Time We've Hit Fifty, We

We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.

My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn Drawbacks Into Drawing Cards.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.