I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

If A Man Is Worth Loving At All, He Is Worth Loving Generously, Even Recklessly.

Now I Know That Lawyers Must Live, But I've Never Been Able To Understand Why They Have To Live So Blamed Well!

Fate Cast Me To Play The Role Of An Ugly Duckling With No Promise Of Swanning. . . . I Have Played My Life As A Comedy Rather Than The Tragedy Many Would Have Made Of It.

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.