I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

That's The Unfortunate Thing About Death. It's So Terribly Final.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.