I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

There Is A Vast Difference Between Success At Twenty-five And Success At Sixty. At Sixty, Nobody Envies You. Instead, Everybody Rejoices Generously, Sincerely, In Your Good Fortune.

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

The World Doesn't Go Around On Love Between Men And Women. Lovers Get Very Little Done. But Friends Do. When You Are Past Middle Life - And I Hope You Have The Rich Experience Of Love Along The Way - Don't Think Everything Is All Over. Don't Regret The Vanished Cocktail When The Stuffed Turkey Is About To Come In. Flip Out Your Napkin And Bite Into It! Friends You Can Gather Around You In The Later Years Of Life Are Worth The Whole Thing.

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.

Never Shall I Forget Those Naked, Clean-swept Little Canadian Towns, One Just Like The Other. Before I Was Twelve Years Old, I Must Have Lived In Fifty Of Them.