It Is Not How Old You Are,

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

Never One Thing And Seldom One Person Can Make For A Success. It Takes A Number Of Them Merging Into One Perfect Whole.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

In Order To Represent Life On The Stage, We Must Rub Elbows With Life, Live Ourselves