By The Power Of Steven Wright's Beard!

A New York City Judge Struck Down A Proposed Law To Ban Sodas Larger Than 16 Ounces. I Think Mayor Bloomberg Should Spend His Time Trying To Improve Stuff Like Education. New York Needs A Better Education System If Kids Didn't Figure Out They Could Get Around The 16-ounce Soda Ban By Simply Purchasing Two 12-ounce Sodas.

Other Than The Laws Of Physics, Rules Have Never Really Worked Out For Me.

On That Same Tour We Ran Into A Band At Aylesbury Friars, A Biggish Venue In Oxfordshire, England. They Were A Four-piece From Ireland Called U2. They Seemed Like Nice Fellows And They Sounded Pretty Good, But We Didn’t Keep In Touch. They’re Probably Taxi Drivers And Accountants By Now.

If You Know Anything About Me - And, If You Do, I'm Sorry That Your Life Turned Out Like That.

I Grew Up In Scotland In The 1970s. There Was Not Much Money. The Most Popular Christmas Toy Was Probably A Potato.