By The Power Of Steven Wright's Beard!

A Junkie Will Steal Your Purse, And Then Help You Look For It.

On That Same Tour We Ran Into A Band At Aylesbury Friars, A Biggish Venue In Oxfordshire, England. They Were A Four-piece From Ireland Called U2. They Seemed Like Nice Fellows And They Sounded Pretty Good, But We Didn’t Keep In Touch. They’re Probably Taxi Drivers And Accountants By Now.

Its Easier To Feel A Little More Spiritual With A Couple Of Bucks In Your Pocket.

The Smurfs 2 Is A Great Movie. The Smurfs Are Tiny Little Creatures That Everybody Loves. They're Like Justin Bieber - Minus The Part About Everybody Loving Him.

I Aim To Please. I'm Nothing If Not A Vaudevillian.