Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases

Anyone Who Understands Jazz Knows That You Can't Understand It. It's Too Complicated. That's What's So Simple About It.

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up, Sell It, If It Goes Down, Don't Buy It.

I'm A Lucky Guy And I'm Happy To Be With The Yankees. And I Want To Thank Everyone For Making This Night Necessary.