But The Trouble Is That When You

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.