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I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

There Is, Of Course, A World Of Difference Between Cricket And The Movie Business ... I Suppose Doing A Love Scene With Racquel Welch Roughly Corresponds To Scoring A Century Be Fore Lunch.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.