I Do Not Live In The World

Even Though People Say Richard Harris And I Have Been Having A Great Feud, It's Not True.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.