I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.