I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell Gave Me My Art.