But I Always Wound Up Being The

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe And Carrie Fisher.

My Number One Thing To Work On Is Not Being Reactive - But Appropriateness Doesn't Come Easily To Me Sometimes.

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.