I Want Every Girl In The World

Being A Rock Star Is Like Being A Cult Leader - You Really Have To Be In Your Own Religion.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

A Great Writer Named Neal Stephenson Said That America Does Four Things Better Than Any Other Country In The World: Rock Music, Movies, Software And High-speed Pizza Delivery. All Of These Are Sacred American Art Forms. Let's Return To Our Purity And Our Idealism While We Have This Shot.

The Past Is Part Of The Present, Is Part Of The Future, It's All Part Of Being An Artist. You Cannot Be Something That You're Not When You're Not That Thing Anymore, And If You Do That Then You're A Liar.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!