I Wonder Why It Is, That Young

Going To War Was The Only Unselfish Thing I Have Ever Done For Humanity.

I've Been Lucky Enough To Win An Oscar, Write A Best-seller - My Other Dream Would Be To Have A Painting In The Louvre. The Only Way That's Going To Happen Is If I Paint A Dirty One On The Wall Of The Gentlemen's Lavatory.

If You Could Do Something That Would Make People Happy, And It Would Cost You Neither Money Nor Time, Would You Do It? If That Same Thing Made You Happy, Would You Do It? What Is This Magical Thing That Will Brighten Your Day And The Days Of People Around You And Yet Cost You Nothing? A Smile.

But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

Champagne Offers A Minimum Of Alcohol And A Maximum Of Companionship.