Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered

There Are Wonderful People Out There But Also Wonderful People Right Here.

Champagne Offers A Minimum Of Alcohol And A Maximum Of Companionship.

Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered Fewer Roles.

I Wonder Why It Is, That Young Men Are Always Cautioned Against Bad Girls. Anyone Can Handle A Bad Girl. It's The Good Girls Men Should Be Warned Against.

Isn’t It Fascinating To Think That Probably The Only Laugh That Man Will Ever Get In His Life Is By Stripping Off And Showing His Shortcomings?