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In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

All Ideas Come About Through Some Sort Of Observation. It Sparks An Attitude; Some Object Or Emotion Causes A Reaction In The Other Person.

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!

A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.