The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.