Being Upbeat Is The Key To Life.

Love Is When Each Person Is More Concerned For The Other Than For One's Self.

You Can Be In London At 10 O'clock And In New York At 10 O'clock. I Have Never Found Another Way Of Being In Two Places At Once.

There Have Been Many Definitions Of Hell, But For The English The Best Definition Is That It Is The Place Where The Germans Are The Police, The Swedish Are The Comedians, The Italians Are The Defense Force, Frenchmen Dig The Roads, The Belgians Are The Pop Singers, The Spanish Run The Railways, The Turks Cook The Food, The Irish Are The Waiters, The Greeks Run The Government, And The Common Language Is Dutch.

Love Is Staying Up All Night With A Sick Child - Or A Healthy Adult.

Vote Labor And You Build Castles In The Air. Vote Conservative And You Can Live In Them.