Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

Having One Child Makes You A Parent; Having Two You Are A Referee.

When A Man Is Tired Of New York He Is Tired Of Work. And Thought. And Cheesecake.

Vote Labor And You Build Castles In The Air. Vote Conservative And You Can Live In Them.

Love Is When Each Person Is More Concerned For The Other Than For One's Self.

Love Is Staying Up All Night With A Sick Child - Or A Healthy Adult.