Being Nuts Is Its Own Reward.

Don't Call People Names You Dirty Name Caller You.

Honestly, A Lot Of The Human Etiquette I Learned In Life I Learned From, Like, Thank-you Notes And Dating Jimmy Kimmel.

Once You Get Away From Wanting To Get Paid, You Can Actually Say Some True Things.

Whatever Helps You Sleep Is My Opinion On The Subject, And That's What I Like About The Western World's Most Popular Religion, It Has Helped Put So Many People To Sleep, Although Most Of Them Permanently And Without Their Approval.

We Never Get Sick Of Each Other. That's How Sick We Are.