Being Nuts Is Its Own Reward.

There's Nothing Like A Hardship Song To Set My Toes A-tappin.

Comedy Is The Only Hope For Humanity.

I Signed A Deal With Satan Because I Wanted To Get Famous. Then I Forgot I Had A Deal With Satan And Then I Got Really Famous.

I'm Just Into Spirituality. I Believe That In A Previous Life I Used To Be Shirley Maclaine.

There's A Lot More To Being A Woman Than Being A Mother, But There's A Hell Of A Lot More To Being A Mother Than Most People Suspect.