Comedy Is The Only Hope For Humanity.

A Lot Of People Who Are Actors And Artists Who Work In Hollywood Come From A Background Of Abuse, And You Can Make Abused People Very Fearful And They'll Do What They're Told. Hollywood Definitely Has A Point Of View That It Sells.

The Thing Women Have Yet To Learn Is Nobody Gives You Power. You Just Take It.

Women Are Cursed, And Men Are The Proof.

Honestly, A Lot Of The Human Etiquette I Learned In Life I Learned From, Like, Thank-you Notes And Dating Jimmy Kimmel.

Half The World's Starving; The Other Half Is Trying To Lose Weight.