... Being A Feminist Means That You

I Was A 36c Or D, And At 5' 1'', I Knew That Being A Small Person With Big Boobs Standing In Front Of An Audience Was Not Going To Be Easy. It Would Be Really Hard To Get People To Pay Attention To Me Without Mocking Me. Getting A Breast Reduction To Prepare For My Career Was No Different From People Who Work To Get Good Grades To Get Into A Good College To Get Into A Good Graduate School To Get A Good Job. I Went Down To A B Cup, And It Was The Best Thing In The Whole World.

A War Is Going To Destroy Our Economy Even Further. It's Going To Be A Threefold Humanitarian Disaster.

Should Have Dogs Before They Have Kids. Everybody.

The Inked Fingers And The Position Of Them, Which Is Gonna Be A 'daily Show' Photo Already, Of Them Signaling In This [nazi Salute] Manner, As If They Have Solidarity With The Iraqis Who Braved Physical Threats Against Their Lives To Vote As If Somehow These Inked-fingered Republicans Have Something To Do With That.

I Think The Parts I Was Offered When I Was Younger, Where I Was Asked To Play That Kind Of Slacker Person, That Was Just Because People Would Go, "oh, She Has Dyed Black Hair." I Guess That's How They Thought I Looked. I Played A Couple Of Those Roles, And Then Unfortunately You Get Pigeonholed Really Fast, And Then You Just Keep Getting Asked To Do That. And Now It Would Be Weird At The Age Of 46 For Me To Play A Slacker. It Would Look Like I Was Nuts.