There Is No Way Any Rational, Reasonable

I Truly Believe A Woman's Weight Is A Political Issue, And If One Young Woman Out There Can See Me And Not Feel Crummy About Herself, That's A Good Thing.

This World Is Bullshit. And Just Because I Appear In Music Video Wherein I Am In My Underwear, And Make Young Women Feel Not Good Enough So That They Become Anorxeic; And Okay, Maybe Because Of That I Became Popular More Quickly Than Other Singers Who Are, I Don't Know, Maybe More Talented Or Better Songwriters. That Doesn't Matter Because, And... Um... My Boyfriend Is A Magician, And He Can Pull A Quarter Out Of Your Ear And Say Things Like 'we Have Not Met Before Have We?' Go With Yourself.

There's Always [on Women's Magazines] That Great Photo Of The Actress Or Model Lifting Up Her Shirt Just To Show You The Bone Structure And The Six-pack Of Her Own. It's Almost Like When Horses Are Auctioned And They Show You Their Teeth. 'am I Good Enough?'

For Some Reason I Get Advertised When I Travel As A Political Comedian, Which I'm Not. Sometimes I Talk About It And Sometimes I Don't.

Now, Granted, There Are Still As Many Heartbreaking Things Going On. There Are So Many Things In The Obama Administration To Be Sick Over That Certainly Didn't Change. And Also Our Media, If It's Possible, Seems To Be Getting Even Worse. The Alleged News Media. And Then There Are The Teabag Racists Adding Insult To Injury. But I Don't Have That Same Heartbreak Anymore, Because It's Not Fresh Heartbreak Anymore. It's Like I'm Used To It. I'm Sure We All Are Just Used To It.