He [god] Just Seems So Man-made To

Sometimes The Critics Review Me Harshly For Not Being Critical Of Government But It's Not Me Who Has Said I Was Political.

I Feel Like The American People Are Being Lied To And Manipulated. President Bush Is Trying To Force 9/11 And Saddam Together.

Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those Comics Where It's Guaranteed That I Hit It Out Of The Park Every Time. You Know, I Am Not Completely Reliable. It's Always Different, And It's A Complete Crapshoot Whether I'm Going To Do Well.

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"

I Was Just Utterly Oblivious To How Difficult It Was, And How Difficult It Was Going To Be, And Then Also In The Mid-eighties Through The Mid-nineties There Was A Boom Of Sorts. So There Were Plenty Of Stages. If I Had Started Now, There Would Be Very Few Places To Get Better And Better.