Being A Child At Home Alone In

All Of Us Have Moments In Our Lives That Test Our Courage. Taking Children Into A House With A White Carpet Is One Of Them.

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

With Girls, Everything Looks Great On The Surface. But Beware Of Drawers That Won't Open. They Contain A Three-month Supply Of Dirty Underwear, Unwashed Hose, And Rubber Bands With Blobs Of Hair In Them.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.