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Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.
-Erma Bombeck
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Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will
Erma Bombeck
Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.
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