All Of Us Have Moments In Our

You Become About As Exciting As Your Food Blender. The Kids Come In, Look You In The Eye, And Ask If Anybody's Home.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

Kids Are Without A Doubt The Most Suspicious Diners In The World. They Will Eat Mud (raw Or Baked) Rocks, Paste, Crayons, Ball-point Pens, Moving Goldfish, Cigarette Butts, And Cat Food. Try To Coax A Little Beef Stew Into Their Mouths And They Look At You Like A Puppy When You Stand Over Him With The Sunday Paper Rolled Up.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.