Before A Kid Learns How To Use

As An Old Reporter, We Have A Few Secrets, And The First Thing Is We Try The Phone Book.

Figure Skating Is An Unlikely Olympic Event But Its Good Television. It's Sort Of A Combination Of Gymnastics And Ballet. A Little Sexy Too Which Doesn't Hurt.

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.

The Best Christmas Trees Come Very Close To Exceeding Nature. If Some Of Our Great Decorated Trees Had Been Grown In A Remote Forest Area With Lights That Came On Every Evening As It Grew Dark, The Whole World Would Come To Look At Them And Marvel At The Mystery Of Their Great Beauty.

People Like To Say, "you're Only As Old As You Feel," But It Isn't True. It's Just Something Old People Say To Make Themselves Feel Good About Their Age. You're As Old As You Are.