Before A Kid Learns How To Use

I Hope All Of You Are Going To Fill Out Your Census Form When It Comes In The Mail Next Month. If You Don't Return The Form The Area You Live In Might Get Less Government Money And You Wouldn't Want That To Happen, Would You.

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.

When There Are Starving People In The World, It Seems Wrong That So Many Of Us Americans Eat As Much For Entertainment As For Nourishment.

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

Everyone Starts Out Being An Atheist. No One Is Born With Belief In Anything. Infants Are Atheists Until They Are Indoctrinated.