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Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.

Phyllis Schlafly Speaks For All American Women Who Oppose Equal Rights For Themselves.