The Only People Who Say Worse Things

A Writer's Job Is To Tell The Truth.

I Like Animals Who Trust People.

I Hate To Say It, But I Had A Great Time In World War Ii.

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.

Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.