Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would

The World Must Be Filled With Unsuccessful Musical Careers Like Mine, And It's Probably A Good Thing. We Don't Need A Lot Of Bad Musicians Filling The Air With Unnecessary Sounds. Some Of The Professionals Are Bad Enough.

Love Is More Pleasant Once You Get Out Of Your Twenties. It Doesn't Hurt All The Time.

The Best Christmas Trees Come Very Close To Exceeding Nature. If Some Of Our Great Decorated Trees Had Been Grown In A Remote Forest Area With Lights That Came On Every Evening As It Grew Dark, The Whole World Would Come To Look At Them And Marvel At The Mystery Of Their Great Beauty.

Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

People Waiting For An Elevator Don't Know What To Do, Standing With Strangers. There Is Nothing To Do. Its An Uneasy Time. Some Press The Button Repeatedly As Though It Would Help.